WARNING!!! TMI MOMENT (do not read if you are sweemish!)
So I was walking down the Feminine Products Isle the other day and got to thinking...
It's been 21 years that I have been purchasing these blessed items (note the sarcasm)and Wow I'm soo ready for the day I don't have to take part anymore.
While I love being a woman for the most part. For one week a month I wish I was something else (man, tree, dung beetle?) Anything!! The week leading up to this event is terrible. Bloating, crying, sometimes even YELLING (I know not me!) lol... But then comes the worse part... CRAMPS!!!! The bleeding I can take, but what the heck is up with the increase of Bowel Movements (BM). I mean seriously.... I am already "very regular" as it is, but for the love of God... Why must I go so much? Is that even normal? And to top it off, it's not like its a normal BM either. Nope!!! Color, consistency the whole bit.... UGH UGH UGH GROSS GROSS GROSS
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